Goblin bathroom break (1d4)
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Roll | Result | |
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1 - 2 | There's goblins pissing everywhere. | |
3 | There's goblins shitting everywhere. | |
4 | You hear obscure noises coming from around the corner, like someone is wrestling a porcupine, but with immense satisfaction. A goblin rounds the corner buckling his pants. (On seeing the party, he freaks out, turns and jumps down the hole he just shit in) |