09. Wtf are those Goblins doing?
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| Roll | Result | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 - 6 | Actually being sorta competent : | |
| 7 | Abusin something: | |
| 8 | Foragin | |
| 9 | Cookin | |
| 10 | Eatin | |
| 11 | Sleepin | |
| 12 | Trying to teach a rat tricks. It's not going so well. But the rat is the prized possession of one of the goblins in the room. He's very protective. | |
| 13 | Rat-on-a-stick fight: Tie a rat on the end of a stick. Use your rat-on-a-stick to fight another rat-on-a-stick. Usually devolves into goblins beating each other with rats-on-sticks.If engaged in combat, the rat on a stick has a 50% chance of giving rabies | |
| 14 | Playing kiss-the-rat. : It's like spin the bottle, but with a rat instead of a bottle. Also, you kiss the rat instead of each other and all of your friends make fun of you because they're fuckhead goblins. Why do you hang out with these guys?" | |
| 15 | Dicing over recent loot. Triple treasure on em. | |
| 16 | Fuckin: There are goblin clothes in the hallway. If they listen at the door, they hear goblin sex noises. Goblins are surprised 100% of the time when discovered. Goblins have no armor on, pants around ankles. Maybe fuckin a goat. | |
| 17 | Combat training : | |
| 18 | Doing human impressions: Where did they get the hat? Or the dress, for that matter. Everything from "Oh no! Goblins! But I don't know how to fight!" to "Not the baby! Noo!" to "Don't worry, our cities and laws will protect us!" It's goblin stand-up." | |
| 19 | Writin some graffiti on a wall | |
| 20 | Bathroom break: | |
| 21 | Trying to learn insults in Common from another goblin. | |
| 22 | Breakin shit: Burning tapestries, throwing antique chairs down the stairs, playing catch with an expensive vase, eating ancient spellbooks. Valuable loot will be destroyed. And the goblin that ate the spellbook will start turning into a magma octopus. | |
| 23 | Playing hide-and-seek: Yes, there are now goblins hiding all over the dungeon. Like, inside chests and shit. | |
| 24 | Fighting over a rat in a box. | |
| 25 | Fighting over gold coins in a box. | |
| 26 | Fighting over a magic item in a box: | |
| 27 | Fighting over a box. | |
| 28 | Running away! The party approaches a door that immediately bursts open. Panicked goblins run screeching past the party, fleeing for their lives. If the party runs too, the goblins will try to trip them. If they're cornered they might help the PCs. | |
| 29 | In combat, | |
| 30 | Losing a fight: |