Homebrew Trinkets 1
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Roll | Result | |
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1 | A miniature, tame mimic. | |
2 | A carved marble elephant. | |
3 | A small round cactus with two eyes. | |
4 | A pocket book of dwarven poetry. | |
5 | A bronze box containing a tiny wooden owl. | |
6 | A solid blue metal sphere, one inch in diameter, with three parallel grooves around the circumference. | |
7 | A pouch containing ten dried peas. | |
8 | A ceramic puzzle cube, with each face divided into four independently rotating squares enameled with astronomical signs. | |
9 | A square of bear-beetle leather, a creature unique to the misty woods of Cix. | |
10 | A sheet of vellum on which is crudely painted a herbal plant that you have yet to identify. | |
11 | A petrified frog. | |
12 | A twenty-sided die. | |
13 | A cut yellow chrysanthemum that never dies. | |
14 | A palm-sized iron cage the door doesn't shut properly, as the tiny lock was broken from the inside. | |
15 | A blob of grey goo, slippy but safe to touch, kept in a ceramic pot. | |
16 | A dried sky lily, from the tip of the Godshead, an impossibly high mountain. | |
17 | A glowing blue-green line, six inches long, but with no discernible radius. | |
18 | A pretty conch shell. | |
19 | A scrap of paper on which is written, in Goblin, "My dearest Bess,". | |
20 | A keychain holding the head of a broken key. | |
21 | An echo pearl from the depths of the Vibration Lake. | |
22 | A toy crossbow. | |
23 | Lip balm. | |
24 | A fossil of an extinct many-limbed critter. | |
25 | A brass prosthetic nose. | |
26 | A corkscrew. | |
27 | A dried poison gland of a jagged fish. | |
28 | A bronze gear on which is etched the word "Moon". | |
29 | A map of a labyrinth, on which is penciled a line that starts at the centre but fails to connect to the entrance. | |
30 | A cube of ice that never melts. | |
31 | A square of ironsilk sewn by the geargrubs of ancient Siclari. | |
32 | An ivory knitting needle. | |
33 | A peacock feather. | |
34 | A travel set of paints someone has used up all the black. | |
35 | A wig of short platinum-blonde hair. | |
36 | A child's charm bracelet. | |
37 | A small bar of orichalcum, a metal only mentioned in ancient literature. | |
38 | A deed to a ruined tower. | |
39 | An invitation to a formal ball to be held in two years time. | |
40 | A smoking pipe carved from granite. | |
41 | A vial of scented oil. | |
42 | A preserved basilisk eye. | |
43 | A torn page on which is written "Death! / Plop. / The barges down in the river flop. / Flop, plop. / Above, beneath". | |
44 | An intricate knot that nobody seems to know how to tie or untie – sailors believe it to be bad luck. | |
45 | Pages ripped out of an accounting journal of a local merchant. | |
46 | A ring with a poison reservoir for slipping into drinks and a tiny razor edge for cutting purse-strings. | |
47 | A glass globe of swirling green goop, no openings. | |
48 | A bundle of ragged "treasure maps" drawn by inventive local children. | |
49 | A sliver from a spear said to have pierced the armpit of a saint. | |
50 | A portfolio of pressed flowers. | |
51 | A small handbook of foreign coins, for travelers to identify denominations. | |
52 | A slightly out of date guidebook to foreign inns, taverns, and transportation. | |
53 | Six useless wooden tokens previously issued by a traitor-prince as currency. | |
54 | Two false fingernails painted with mysterious symbols. | |
55 | A set of cosmetic tools for cleaning the ears. | |
56 | A harmless stage dagger with retracting blade and blood-compartment. | |
57 | A floating glass orb that follows you around and makes whirring sounds. | |
58 | A goblin-made key that can lock any door, but unlock none. | |
59 | A translucent coin, minted in an unknown land. | |
60 | A bronze ring engraved with dark symbols that was supposedly buried with a legendary necromancer long ago. | |
61 | A ring carved with the unfinished insignia to a defunct secret organization. | |
62 | A thimble on which is an enamel painting of a turtle. | |
63 | A puzzle box holding 10 fingernail clippings. | |
64 | A pair of badly worn hairdressing scissors. | |
65 | A wax hand shaped to hold a large cup. | |
66 | A measuring tape, marked in ink at 23 inches. | |
67 | A seashell that is silent when held up to your ear. | |
68 | A coprolite. | |
69 | One piece of unknown paper currency with no obvious denomination. | |
70 | A bootlace entwined with gold thread. | |
71 | A dented sheriff's badge. | |
72 | A tiny bubble level that is calibrated incorrectly. | |
73 | A belt buckle. | |
74 | A letter of complaint to a toy shop owner. | |
75 | A decorative leather stud. | |
76 | A penny whistle that plays the same note no matter which holes are covered. | |
77 | A ticket admitting an adult and child onto a thing called a "semiotic tram". | |
78 | A small glass vial holding three eyelashes. | |
79 | A tub of putty. | |
80 | A leather shoe made for a dog. | |
81 | A doll head with no hair and poorly applied makeup. | |
82 | A pewter spork. | |
83 | Illustrated instructions on how to make a paper hat. | |
84 | A clear glass dish with four round notches around the outside edge. | |
85 | A wire circlet that bestows upon its wearer perfect posture. | |
86 | A small hand-sized box covered with numbered buttons. | |
87 | An empty whiskey tumbler that causes any liquid poured into it to become bourbon. | |
88 | A book of flumph grammar. | |
89 | A hunk of metal which appears to be several gears jammed together at unnatural and impossible angles attempting to turn it causes it to emit a horrible shrieking sound. | |
90 | A crystal prism that refracts shadow instead of light. | |
91 | A smokeless and odorless candle. | |
92 | A flat disc of layered metal and prismatic glass with a hole in the centre. | |
93 | An ornate pewter tankard made without a bottom. | |
94 | A wooden device designed to be gripped in two hands; two levers protrude from the top, and two triggers from the underside. | |
95 | Two perfectly identical pine cones. | |
96 | A sponge that can absorb 60 gallons of ale (and only ale). | |
97 | A pepper grinder containing an unlimited supply of pepper unless opened, at which point it becomes half empty. | |
98 | A poorly cultivated bonsai juniper in a glazed ceramic pot. | |
99 | An oval-shaped soapstone tablet inscribed with a short list of religious prohibitions. | |
100 | A wooden doll with a door that opens to reveal a slightly smaller, identical, doll; this one is empty, perhaps there are still smaller dolls that are missing? |