Homebrew Trinkets 9
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| Roll | Result | |
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| 1 | A mask of an unknown person. His expressions seem too big for his face. | |
| 2 | A fabled lockpick that supposedly never breaks. It seems to have lost its power, however, as it had broken on the first use. | |
| 3 | Three thousand tiny hats that you almost can't see. You can only tell they're hats because you get a wizard to enlarge one for a short period of time. | |
| 4 | A tiny figurine of a wolf that whines when left alone. | |
| 5 | A miniature replica anchor that refuses to sink. | |
| 6 | The equivalent of two hundred million gold pieces in orange pieces of paper. They go to a game you played when you were little. | |
| 7 | A piece of string about 3 inches in length with a tiny, crude-looking shoe tied to one end made of wood that, when pinched, shocks you harmlessly. | |
| 8 | A clay bowl with a painting of a fingernail in it. | |
| 9 | A box full of childhood possessions. You can't seem to remember any of them. | |
| 10 | A small card welcoming you to a famous city. It has a letter on the back that's from a friend of yours explaining their experiences in the city. | |
| 11 | A large, metal wheel of cheese that always smells like the ocean. | |
| 12 | Three balls bound by a metal wire, one made of wood, one made of lead, and one made of flesh... | |
| 13 | A shred of paper that partially reads "One for the dame, one fo-." | |
| 14 | A love letter written by a beggar from your hometown. Funny, you don't remember being given this... | |
| 15 | A small cheat sheet that went to a test from school. It didn’t help much. | |
| 16 | An old, rusty and dull sword. It’s so dull it almost qualifies as a club. | |
| 17 | Protective eyewear. It’s a bit small for a human, but can fit perfectly on any other race, oddly enough. | |
| 18 | A long-winded and ultimately misleading report on the growth of peanuts. | |
| 19 | An almost lifelike painting of a bald, half-naked man holding fish in every appendage, including his mouth. | |
| 20 | A collection of figurines of every kind of dragon. | |
| 21 | An incomplete collection of cheese knives. There’s about seventeen of them in the container. | |
| 22 | A deck of cards that, when left alone for too long, will start shuffling and dealing themselves to all nearby people. | |
| 23 | A die with 7 sides made of bone. The side where '7' would be shown is instead replaced with a heart. | |
| 24 | A miniature piano that can fit in the palm of your hand but still plays and sounds exactly like a full-sized one. | |
| 25 | A petrified leaf. | |
| 26 | The bloody pointed tooth of a famous vampire. | |
| 27 | A loaf of bread you never ended up eating. It hasn’t gotten moldy, somehow. | |
| 28 | A small fluegelhorn that cannot be played correctly, even in the hands of a master. | |
| 29 | Eighteen miniature cabbage heads. They aren’t edible. | |
| 30 | An unreadable note. The only words you can make out are “get the body bag Seymour.” | |
| 31 | A list of ingredients to make a potion that makes everything taste faintly of cauliflower. | |
| 32 | The ashes of your paternal figure. | |
| 33 | A singing bee. It. Doesn’t seem to mind being kept in a jar. | |
| 34 | A white cloak that cannot be stained by any means | |
| 35 | A witch's undergarments. Why do you have this?! Seriously! | |
| 36 | A beautiful sundress made by a blind seamstress | |
| 37 | A collar that fits any creature it is placed on. It's got the cutest little bell affixed to the front of it. | |
| 38 | A completely normal silk glove that you absolutely should not ask any questions about. | |
| 39 | A tiny dragon figurine that is animated when put in direct sunlight. It's very friendly. | |
| 40 | A painting of a baby that giggles when you look away from it. | |
| 41 | A journal containing stories of the owner's adventures with a bugbear | |
| 42 | A singular playing card. If you try to cheat with it, it laughs. It’s the ace of diamonds. | |
| 43 | A set of very powerful rattle snake magnets | |
| 44 | Five keys fused together in such a way that they could never open anything. You have nightmares of being burned alive whenever you sleep near it. | |
| 45 | A hypercube that dings lightly every eight days, eight hours, eight minutes, and eight seconds. | |
| 46 | A small chalkboard that can never be written on but shows a random word. If you ever try to erase it, a new word is shown. | |
| 47 | A tiny stone angel in an unbreakable glass box. It moves whenever you're not looking. | |
| 48 | A brown, thousand-page book with the word resurrection written a thousand times on each page. | |
| 49 | A random trinket that turns itself into another random trinket at every twenty-five hours. | |
| 50 | A ball of clay that grows a new eye every 1d4 hours. 1d4 hours later, that eye disappears. No matter what, the eyes are always staring into yours. | |
| 51 | A small golden bell with a red velvet ribbon and no ringer. The bells chimes very faintly when in the presence of royalty. | |
| 52 | A silver ring with an amethyst on it. It feels calming to put it on. | |
| 53 | Two sweet smelling branches. Smelling them for too long makes you nauseous and gives you a headache. | |
| 54 | A large skull of a were-chicken. Who knows how he got like that? | |
| 55 | A tiny decorative anchor that glows slightly whenever a nearby creature teleports. | |
| 56 | A brick that always feels slippery. | |
| 57 | A large snow globe that houses a tiny kobold and his family. | |
| 58 | A sacred chime that’s supposedly connected to faith and the gods. | |
| 59 | A pair of leather gloves that can never get wet. | |
| 60 | A singular strand of wire about three feet long. It shocks you frequently, even through something like leather. | |
| 61 | An old and blue greatsword. There seems to be some magical properties attached to it, though it seems lifeless. Perhaps something happened? | |
| 62 | Four jars with flaming butterflies inside. When broken, the butterflies ignite whatever it was broken over. | |
| 63 | A collar that fits perfectly around your neck, and no other creature's. You feel a powerful sense of forbearance in its presence. | |
| 64 | A septum piercing that causes the wearer to grow orc-like tusks. | |
| 65 | An earring that causes the wearer's ears to point in an elfish fashion. | |
| 66 | A golden tooth-cap that causes the wearer to grow a thick beard and/or chest hair. | |
| 67 | A mummified goblin hand. | |
| 68 | A piece of crystal that faintly glows in the moonlight. | |
| 69 | A diary written in a language you don’t know | |
| 70 | A gold coin minted in an unknown land.. | |
| 71 | A brass ring that never tarnishes. | |
| 72 | An old chess piece made from glass. | |
| 73 | A pair of knucklebone dice, each with a skull symbol on the side that would normally show six pips. | |
| 74 | A small idol depicting a nightmarish creature that gives you unsettling dreams when you sleep near it. | |
| 75 | A rope necklace from which dangles four mummified elf fingers. | |
| 76 | The deed for a parcel of land in a realm unknown to you. | |
| 77 | A 1-ounce block made from an unknown material. | |
| 78 | A small cloth doll skewered with needles. | |
| 79 | An enormous scale, perhaps from a dragon. | |
| 80 | A tooth from an unknown beast. | |
| 81 | A bright green feather. | |
| 82 | An old divination card bearing your likeness. | |
| 83 | A glass orb filled with moving smoke. | |
| 84 | A 1-pound egg with a bright red shell. | |
| 85 | A pipe that blows bubbles. | |
| 86 | A glass jar containing a weird bit of flesh floating in pickling fluid. | |
| 87 | A small wooden statuette of a smug halfling. | |
| 88 | A tiny gnome-crafted music box that plays a song you dimly remember from your childhood. | |
| 89 | A brass orb etched with strange runes. | |
| 90 | A multicolored stone disk. | |
| 91 | A tiny silver icon of a raven. | |
| 92 | A bag containing forty-seven humanoid teeth, one of which is rotten. | |
| 93 | A shard of obsidian that always feels warm to the touch. | |
| 94 | A dragon's bony talon hanging from a plain leather necklace. | |
| 95 | A pair of old socks. | |
| 96 | A blank book whose pages refuse to hold ink, chalk, graphite, or any other substance for marking. | |
| 97 | A silver badge in the shape of a five-pointed star. | |
| 98 | A knife that belonged to a relative. | |
| 99 | A glass vial filled with nail clippings. | |
| 100 | A rectangular metal device with two tiny metal cups on one end that throws sparks when wet. |