Uncommon and Silly Magic Items

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Roll	Result
1	Breakfast Club—wooden spoon. If you sleep while holding it you will wake up to a large breakfast. Requires attunement
2	Quickrime—Water-like liquid. Freezes instantly when struck
3	Heatstop—White fireproof gel. When rubbed onto a surface, that surface becomes heat resistant for 30 seconds
4	Argent—Clear cleaning acid. When rubbed onto a surface, the argent will bubble and pop. After 1 minute, the argent will have evaporated and the surface will be spotless.
5	Sunblood—Luminant blue liquid. On contact with air, glows brightly depending on surface area of liquid in contact with air.
6	Haden’s Draught—Thin reddish liquid. Increases heart rate when a single drop applied to the skin.
7	Strike blight—Clear glass orb. When exposed to light, will absorb some and brilliantly reflect other. When struck, releases light absorbed.
8	Choker of Fey Stepping—Silver choker set with 1d6+5 opals. Using an opal allows the wearer to cast misty step. Requires attunement
9	Dagger of returning—Throwing knife. Returns to your hand after the end of your turn after being thrown. Also can be summoned directly to your hand without being unsheathed.
10	Drow Long Knife—+1 Shortsword. Can be thrown with a range of 20/60.
11	Ring of Revitalization—Silver ring with white and red stones. When at 0 hit points and healed, you also receive 1d8+con temp hp. Can be used once per short/long rest. Requires attunement
12	Summoned Armor—Can be summoned or banished in order to don or doff as 1 action. Requires attunement.
13	Cask of Dwarven Gold—Ornate cask of ale. Refills up to 50 gallons of ale at dawn. Ale removed from the cask disappears at dawn if not drunk.
14	Longshot weapon—Any ranged weapon. Does not suffer disadvantage at long range.
15	Hedge Madge’s Gloves—Pristine white gloves. Allows the wearer to cast mage hand and prestidigitation. Requires attunement.
16	Pouch of Platinum—All gems placed in this coin purse are converted into equivalent platinum.
17	A small, square iron mirror (10gp)
18	A set of carved stone dice (2gp)
19	A gold and silver drinking stein (60gp)
20	A dark wood ornamental bow decorated with silver and bronze (110gp)
21	A small obsidian statue of a horse (20gp)
22	A pair of carved wooden cuff links (10gp)
23	A fanciful and exaggerated map of the world painted on leather canvas (30gp)
24	A pair of tribal bamboo plug earrings (2gp)
25	A decorative gold, bronze and amethyst lantern (55gp)
26	An engraved copper ring (1gp)
27	A set of four silver horse shoes (20gp)
28	A tall, curved jade vase (45gp)
29	A crocheted wire sculpture of a portly vase (6gp)
30	A broken silver beaded filigree ear stud (6gp)
31	A steel belt buckle with a golden hammer (10gp)
32	A mixed leopard and horse statue with its body clad in gilded filigree (60gp)
33	A rune carved drinking horn (40gp)
34	A deed to a cemetery plot (25gp)
35	A small bone carving of a snake and a turtle (4gp)
36	An engraved silver ring (5gp)
37	A string of pearl and coral beads (18gp)
38	An old and well-preserved book of children's fairy tales (6gp)
39	A silver necklace of a dragon with three ruby eyes (180gp)
40	A silver coffer with a secret drawer (110gp)
41	A blue leather noble's hat with silver silk bands and a silver feather (70gp)
42	A small ivory statue of a human female (16gp)
43	A commemorative gold coin of a local political icon (5gp)
44	A heavy cloak trimmed with spider fur (125gp)
45	A fine, white leather cloak covered in thick white fur (125gp)
46	An engraved gold ring (10gp)
47	A leather tunic lined with red velvet (15gp)
48	A sequined squid skin belt pouch (22gp)
49	A pair of gold and silver boots (40gp)
50	A fine black leather scabbard with eight yellow gemstones and locking straps (25gp)
51	A monocle engraved with gold (20gp)
52	A bronze bracelet with several bird charms (2gp)
53	A leather bound metal flask of ink (10gp)
54	A set of three decorative hand carved green wax candles (12gp)
55	A small statue of an angelic woman made from gold plated iron (90gp)
56	A small engraved platinum ring (25gp)
57	A scroll case made of carved bone with leather caps (27gp)
58	A tall silver plated candle holder shaped like a dragon's claw (75gp)
59	A cracked bowl crafted from a humanoid skull (1gp)
60	A set of four cast iron cooking pots (10gp)
61	A necklace made of fake silver, decorated with imitation amethysts and rubies (4gp)
62	A tall metal vase decorated with hundreds of tiny metal eyes (40gp)
63	A hand painted set of playing cards (52gp)
64	A small round silver bird pendant with a long gold chain (31gp)
65	A pair of matching heart shaped silver lockets (48gp)
66	An engraved adamantine ring (50gp)
67	A large, oval shaped silver mirror with a pearl handle (100gp)
68	A set of thin gold inlaid reading spectacles (75gp)
69	A small silver and golden helmet (55gp)
70	A stuffed bear made from real bear fur (8gp)
71	A silver locket with a tiny key inside (40gp)
72	A ceremonial gold dagger (60gp)
73	A small wooden night stand with green velvet lined drawers (15gp)
74	A set of antique copper cookware (10gp)
75	A small sterling silver filigree horse and buggy statue (45gp)
76	A pair of silver hoop earrings (6gp)
77	A hand carved wooden jewelry box with silver filigree (72gp)
78	A gold bracelet with rose, feather and crystal shaped charms (30gp)
79	A deed to a small apple orchard (100gp)
80	A gold plated woman's comb (15gp)
81	A silver and bronze chalice (25gp)
82	A large carved wooden statue of a blow fish (20gp)
83	An antique and inaccurate brass globe (42gp)
84	A leather choker with short gold spikes (4gp)
85	A decorative iron torch inlaid with gold (14gp)
86	A pair of simple gold earrings (12gp)
87	A gold plated leaf sculpture (9gp)
88	An ancient copper coin engraved with the image of a dragon (10gp)
89	A platinum bell engraved with golden horses (75gp)
90	A necklace of carved knuckle bones (6gp)
91	An exotic green and yellow sequined silk night gown (112gp)
92	A stained glass painting of butterflies (65gp)
93	A dark leather and silk monsterous mask with jet eyes (43gp)
94	A set of platinum silverware (95gp)
95	A large gold ring with an opal gem in a clawed setting (50gp)
96	A pair of platinum stud earrings (28gp)
97	A set of seven humanoid shaped obsidian pendants (42gp)
98	A large tapestry depicting an ancient battle with tentacled monsters (180gp)
99	An ornamental wooden long sword (2gp)
100	A long leather jerkin with silver studs and gold stars (53gp)
101	A hand carved tribal smoking pipe (10gp)
102	A large canvas painting of a noble (30gp)
103	A stone chalice carved with runes (4gp)
104	A small wood carving of a frog and an eagle (2gp)
105	A set of five gold lined ceramic plates (28gp)
106	A set of adamantine bangle earrings (55gp)
107	A set of four gold plated bowls (80gp)
108	A gold toe ring with channel set emeralds (26gp)
109	A small obsidian horse headed idol with peridot eyes(17gp)
110	An ivory scroll case with silk bands and silver plated caps (68gp)
111	A red and black leather cap with white and gold feathers (45gp)
112	A platinum dish with gilded engravings (50gp)
113	A dusty and unopened bottle of black label red wine (10gp)
114	A small red stone statue of a fat wise man (4gp)
115	A set of carved ivory dice (8gp)
116	A pair of small diamond earrings (200gp)
117	Anklet of Bear—As an action, you can grow or shed your beard, mustache, or eyebrows.
118	Bag of Folding—This bag perfectly folds all clothes that are put into it.
119	Incriminating Dagger—Always covered in fresh blood.
120	Pants of Dance—Always conforms to one size too small for the wearer. The wearer is cursed with irresistible dance for one hour, and the pants cannot be removed for that long.
121	Penny of Thoughts—When a creature touches this coin, it immediately blurts out what it is thinking. The creature is then immune for 24 hours.
122	Spoon of Stirring—This spoon automatically stirs any liquid it is placed in.
123	Wand of Wand of Summoning Summoning—As an action, duplicate this wand. The original wand then crumbles to dust.
124	Torch of Night Vision - grants bearer Night Vision while lit.
125	Wand of Create Wand of Create Wand - Creates a Wand of Create Wand. Consumes original Wand.
126	Ring of Fire Detection - becomes warm when placed into Fire
127	Bagpipes of Invisibility - turns user invisible while being played.
128	Rope of Entanglement - Becomes entangled when left in a pack
129	Potion of Quelchment - Cures thirst when consumed
130	Ace of Spades—An ace of spades from a standard card deck. No matter where you store it on your body, you will always be able to find it in your right sleeve afterwards.
131	Arrow of Euarere—A silver arrow, suspended on a string. It always points to the person holding the string.
132	Amulet of Extra Amulet Slot—This amulet allows you to gain the benefit from two magical amulets rather than one. It cannot be further enchanted.
133	Amulet of Feather Fall—When worn, this amulet turns into a feather and falls to the ground.
134	Anti-Matches—A box of matches. Striking one will make it begin to drip water from the tip while the match shrivels away. The amount of water a match releases is about enough to fill a tablespoon.
135	Artist's Bludgeon, The—Inanimate objects hit with this bludgeon will receive no damage; they will however change color.
136	Attentive Guardsman's Pike—These ornate and deadly-looking ceremonial pikes are reach weapons and appear to weigh at least 20 lbs, not counting the weight of the fluttering banners that can be unfurled for parade use. Constructed of shadowstuff, they weig
137	Attentive Guardsman's Tabard—A dozen of these tabards were fashioned for palace guardsmen in the Empire of Sard, 250 miles from the nearest enemy. The bearer is placed under a glamour that causes him to appear alert and awake, even if his eyes are closed
138	Axe of Big Numbers—This axe shouts "Big numbers baby, come on!" whenever it is swung, but always deals 1 damage or less.
139	Axe of Empathy—Every time you hit something with this +5 greataxe, you get dealt an equal amount of damage. Both you and the thing you hit are then healed the amount of damage dealt by the axe, even if either are dead. The Axe hopes you have learned your
140	Axe of Pain—The axe is always moaning and groaning with pain.
141	Baby Oil—An aphrodisiac made from the finest mashed babies. Strangely unpopular in the upper planes, the judgmental prudes.
142	Bag of Faerie Gold—This sack appears to be full of gold coins and jewels. When one attempts to spend them, however, the glamour on them soon vanishes, revealing them to be nothing but leaves and pebbles. Obviously, most shopkeepers will not be happy about
143	Bag of Holding—This item functions as a normal backpack, however when attempting to retrieve an item, a calm female voice tells them there is a wait time of 4d10 minutes before they can retrieve their item (actual time is stated time plus 6d6 additional m
144	Bag of Holding (Alternate)—This sack needs a hug!
145	Bag of Trading—You can take one thing out of the bag for each object you put in the bag. However, you have no control over what you get, and there are no trade-backs. Past research seems to imply there's some sort of correlation to what gets you what, but
146	Bag of Trick—This bag operates like a Bag of Tricks, except it only works once a week and produces a rat each time it is used.
147	Bag of Unholding—Quite a large backpack but even the smallest item doesn't fit.
148	Bagpipe of Stealth—Grants the user invisibility as long as it is being played.
149	Ball of Eyes—A snow-globe filled with miniature eyeballs. When shaken, it grants the user a blurry, jittery vision of some future event.
150	Banana Walkie-Talkies—There exist two, and only two, of these items in the world. One of which is possessed by a cranky and lonely half-orc. It appears to be an innocuous wooden banana with a coat of faded yellow paint. When an end (doesn't matter which o
151	Barrel of Holding—This large wooden barrel measuring √(12/π) feet in diameter and 5 feet in height can hold up to 15 cubic feet of matter.
152	Beam Sword of Severed Nerves—A beam sword. It cannot cut anything but nerve strings. Will pass through any other material leaving no harm.
153	Belt of Pants—This belt creates illusory pants on the wearer. The wearer can suppress the illusion at will
154	Belt of Tightening—Every time you put this belt on, all of your clothes permanently shrink a fraction of a millimeter. The effect is compound.
155	Belt of Unbathed Breath—When worn around the waist, allows the user to breathe underwater. Does not function when wet.
156	Boogie Skeleton—This pile of bones is small, such as one that might be obtained from a bird or a toad, though it can look as though it came from any creature. When a song is sung or played in the vicinity of the skeleton, it begins to dance appropriately.
157	Book of Canon—A book that automatically transforms into a copy of the sacred text of any religion, translated into the language the user is most familiar with.
158	Book of Confusion—The letters in this book always appear to be upside down, even if viewed from different directions at the same time. The book is a bad novel about zombies.
159	Book of Curses—When opened, the book verbally berates anyone in the immediate vicinity, calling into question their combat ability, intellect, personal hygiene, lineage and profession of their mothers, and other delightful insults. Once closed the book co
160	Book of Exalted Deeds—Contains a listing of some of the finest houses ever sold and the specifics of the titles to the properties.
161	Boots of Levitation—These boots levitate a few inches off the ground when not worn.
162	Boots of Stylishness—Knee high black boots that are always clean and shiny. They never take in water, thus feet are always dry.
163	Boots of Walking—The wearer of the boots cannot run, nor can he take a double move action, and takes a -5 to Tumble checks. These boots are made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do.
164	Bottle of Air—It’s a bottle. Full of air. Congratulations.
165	Bottomless Beer Mug—Any liquid poured into this mug treats the bottom as incorporeal, but solid objects don't
166	Bowl of Comfortable Warmth—Any liquid in the bowl will feel comfortably warm, so icy cold water will feel like it's a bit over room temperature. Do note, however, that it's still icy cold water, it just feels warmer.
167	Box of Mild Interest—If this box is held in two hands and shaken, taking a standard action, it may generate an effect (all spell effects are CL 3). Roll 1d20. 1 Hold Person on the user, 2 Hold Person on the closest non-using creature, 3: Dancing Lights as
168	Breastplate of Secret Detection—If the wearer of this breastplate gains a piece of information that is somehow connected to the concealment of a hidden conspiracy or plot, a live and still wet red herring forms on the inside of the armor.
169	Bullying Gloves—At random intervals, these gloves instil the wearer with a near-irresistible urge to hit themselves.
170	Bunyan’s Belt—When worn, causes an enormous, bushy black beard to appear on the wearer’s face.
171	Cape of Resistance—When this item is placed on any living thing it somehow manages to fall off, untie itself, slip past the owner’s neck entirely, or otherwise avoid being worn.
172	Case of the Litigator—Translates any document placed in the case into legal jargon; non-reversible. Does not confer the ability to understand legal jargon.
173	Cat of Schrodinger—When this cat is not being observed in any way it is both dead and alive. When something observes it, it suddenly becomes either dead or alive with a 50% chance of either.
174	Chair of Steadiness—This chair can be moved but cannot be tipped over by anything less than a DC 35 Strength check.
175	Charles—This small, unremarkable figurine of a gnome refuses to be called anything but Charles. No other name will leave the lips of the speaker. It has no other powers.
176	Chime of Interruption—This instrument can be struck once every round, which takes a standard action. On any round the chime is activated the user may ready one action without spending an action to do so.
177	Chime of Opening—Commonly affixed to or near doors, when pressed it emits a sound on the interior of the owner’s home to let them know guests have arrived.
178	Chime of Opening (Alternate)—When struck against a solid surface, this chime emits a loud click, and opens along its length, to reveal a tiny compartment adequate to conceal a single 'smoke' worth of pipeweed or a blowgun needle. When the compartment is c
179	Cloak of Billowing—This black and silver cloak will always billow dramatically behind the wearer, it has no other effects.
180	Cloak of Displacement, Minor—This item appears to be a normal cloak, but when worn by a character its magical properties distort and warp reality. When any attack is made against the wearer the cloak has a 20% chance of falling off, no matter how it is se
181	Compacting hammer—The force imparted by it is multiplied, but is spread around the surface of a struck object facing inward.
182	Cymbal of Symbols—This musical instrument enables the user to comprehend dead languages, but only while they are deafened by noise.
183	Dagger of Told Secrets—A simple-looking dagger. If used to backstab someone to death, it will whisper your most embarrassing secret to that person.
184	Dagger of Untold Secrets—A simple looking dagger. If used to backstab someone to death, it will whisper the most embarrassing secret of that person to you.
185	Decanter of Endless Sorrow—A pewter flask that produces limitless alcohol when held to their lips by someone who is troubled. It gets them drunk but they never feel any better.
186	Diadem of Brothaurity—When wearing this headpiece, you are as elegant and well-spoken as a famous diplomat or regent, but you can't stop calling everyone bro.
187	Enchanted Book of Collected Stories—Opening this will cause miniature creatures/people to pour out and preform a chapter from the book much like a theater.
188	Fade to Black Belt—The wearer of this belt will be unable to remember any sexual encounter begun while they were wearing the belt.
189	Focusing Ring—The digit on which this ring is worn can be viewed in extremely high definition from a great distance.
190	Gloves of Tinkering—Wearing the gloves will make you able to almost repair any broken item. However, you will always end up with pieces from the item that don't seem to fit anywhere.
191	Greater Staff of Random Summoning—Summons a random creature at a random place. You could be summoning a giant Ogre on the other side of the globe for all you know.
192	Hoarder's Wand—Does nothing but for some reason you think it might be important later in your quest.
193	Hood of Offensive Facades—This hood will change your identity in the eyes of others to the appearance of the person they most personally dislike.
194	A small jewelry box made from the shell of a turtle.
195	Hood Of Worrisome Facades—This hood will change your identity in the eyes of others, however the identity used will be random.
196	Indestructible Notebook of Memories—This otherwise normal notepad of normal notepad size cannot be damaged or destroyed, and anything written in it cannot be obscured or defaced. It also has unlimited pages despite its finite size. However, the data it ho
197	Intransigent Rod—When the button on this artifact is pressed in, the holder's opinions solidify and they become impossible to convince.
198	Lunchbox of Delicious Unfulfillment—This lunchbox will hold whatever food you desire. However you will never get full and the food will deliver no nourishment.
199	Mattress of Poverty, The—No matter how you fluff this gorgeous, thick, mattress, you will always sleep on the thin part of it.
200	Mug O' Dissatisfaction—A mug that always produces a steaming hot cup of coffee or tea when tapped on the bottom. It conjures the opposite of what the tapper prefers, so if you like tea you get coffee and vice versa. Handing the full mug to another person
201	Murder Dagger—All damage it would deal is instead replaced by the target being harassed by crows for that many hours.
202	Needle Of Learned Compromise—This needle will create beautiful tattoos of any design, however they hurt a tiny bit more. When used to sew it is entirely normal.
203	Portable Dark Tavern Corner—Consisting of two wooden boards connected by a hinge, this artifact draws those nearby into assuming it is a perfect spot to conduct seedy business.
204	Ring of First Impression—Wearing the ring will make you able to perform a perfect handshake with the hand wearing it.
205	Sack of Hive Eggs—Crushing one of the numerous tiny eggs will cause the thoughts of everybody in the proximity to merge. Everybody can hear what you think and you can hear everybody.
206	Shoes of the Restless Traveler—These shoes allow their user to run for miles without feeling fatigue, but if they try to do anything else with it (walk, sit down, jump), they will instantly trip
207	Sword of Parrying—Parries every attack, swinging it yourself will force it to "parry" your opponents weapon/attack even though he/she/it is defenseless.
208	Vorpal Grindstone—It can "sharpen" any object to become vorpal. Any object.
209	Water Hat, The—A small red hat, when worn, causes water to pour from the wearer's fingers at the speed and pressure of a kitchen faucet at half power.
210	Wineskin of the Eternal Primary—This wineskin never runs out of water, but even the tiniest sip makes you have to go, like, super bad. Right now.
211	The Helm of Awareness—The wearer is acutely aware of the fact that they are wearing this helmet and that it has a magical effect.
212	Boots of Blinding Speed—The wearer's speed is doubled, and they are blinded.
213	Dagger of unnatural sharpness. The blade is exceptionally sharp to your touch. It confers no combat bonuses but can be used as a normal dagger for fighting or crafting, but the user seems to allways cut himself in minor ways when using it.
214	Boots of Quickness - They take a second to put on and that's about it.
215	Potion of Enlargement - Only Enlarges their hands.
216	Luckstone (or, potion of luck). Supposedly gives one extra luck. What it really does is lowers one's inhibitions when considering risky behavior.
217	Stone of Summoning—Summons house pets to aid the user. Their owners may want them back when you're done.
218	ring of grease slides off your finger when activated
219	truth telling dagger talking dagger that always states what is immediately happening to it
220	repeating bow repeats everything you say
221	circlet of knowledge is a circlet of arrogance
222	bridle of unbridled strength does what you'd think, but it's a bridle. must be worn correctly
223	staff of summoning snakes transforms into snakes, doesn't transform back
224	shield of (self) reflection when it blocks an attack, you're suddenly reminded of the poor choices you've made
225	animated golem when activated, becomes a very emotionally expressive golem
226	Boots of Teleportation—The boots move, the wearer doesn’t
227	Ring of confirm suspicion. Says all you suspect to be true. even when its not. just says yes. all the time
228	A ring of teleportation. The ring teleports back to the seller
229	Amulet of weather detection yells that it is or is not raining.
230	Shirt of fire protection this shirt is sopping wet.
231	Key to anywhere opens any door into a closet with a water bucket that falls and hits the players head.
232	Armor of Display—If you are hit, the location of the hit glows dimly for a minute.
233	Book of Animation—Each page displays a colorful illusion of its contents in a 1 foot cube above it.
234	Bucket of Illusion Paint—A paintbrush that uses this paint will paint the air with the illusion of streaks of paint of the same color as the Illusion Paint. The illusion can be walked through without disrupting the illusion, and can be dispelled by the spe
235	Charity Weapon—Can transform from a weapon into a chair and back again. If gifted, the name of the original owner becomes carved in the weapon.
236	Dancing Candle—Colorful candle. When lit, its flames change color and flicker randomly.
237	Evergreen Vase—Any plant put in the vase stays perfectly fed and watered.
238	Fitted Armor—Forms to fit any wearer.
239	Heated Iron Pot—Always hot enough to boil water inside.
240	Gemstone Armor—never gets dirty
241	Candystone Armor—AC 14 + dex. Breaks from a critical hit from fire or bludgeoning damage.
242	Gemstone Weapon—never gets dirty
243	Gleaming Glass Mess Kit—These plates and utensils never get dirty
244	Gleaming Fine Clothes—These clothes never get dirty
245	Globe Compass—has two needles, North, and Up. Using this, someone with proficiency in navigators tools can take a minute to determine their altitude.
246	Map of Winds—shows the weather of each day drawn above the map. Updates every dawn
247	Memory Ring—This ring has two command words that you can speak as an action, both are written on the outside of the ring. The first command word allows the wearer to store a single sentence within the ring of the wearer's choice, which lasts until a new se
248	Optimism Pendant—The wearer feels optimistic and blissful.
249	Robe of Useless Items—has 2 of each patch on the outside rusty fork, old shoe, dirty cloth, dead mouse, spoiled ration, tree bark. Also has 1d4 other patches from bathtub with hole, miniature saddle, half a broken bottle, badger, human femur, painting of
250	Sailor’s Rope—Floats in water. Knots can either be locked or unlocked. Locked knot requires athletics check dc 11 to break.
251	Self playing gaming set—sets up, plays, and puts away a game automatically
252	Self playing musical instrument—plays a simple tune and floats within 20 feet of its user.
253	Steel Clay—magical concrete as hard as steel
254	Steel Clay Pot—pottery as hard as steel
255	Never melting ice cubes—keep a drink cold
256	Wand of Pointing casts really minor light spell, useful vs cats.
257	Cloak of Dramatic Billowing makes anyone look heroic (optional +1 charm), but a downright liability when you're trying to sneak up on people
258	Candle of Incandescence an apparently normal candle until lit, then everyone in 10' radius gets very cross indeed
259	Scroll of Striking upon incantation, all NPCs/Hirelings immediately form a worker's committee and take industrial action
260	Gauntlets of Self Abuse oh good lord, he's doing it again
261	Triangle of Ting Smells suspicious. Summons 1D3 dreadlocked Buffalo Soldiers, who are pacifists, and very hungry. User gets +2 to JAH (not CHA)
262	Ring of Turning Undead Congratulations, the zombies now enjoy an alternative lifestyle. Otherwise, does nothing to stop the encroachment of undead, gay or otherwise.
263	Bag of Insufficient Volume Everything just doesn't quite fit in this magical sack of frustration
264	Amulet of Referring To Oneself In 3rd Person Early onset narcissism.
265	Shatner's Bassoon An... apparently... normal... instrument... except... for... constant... dramatic... pauses. Girdle and ripped shirt optional.
266	Rock of Returning S'funny, could have sworn I threw that thing away.
267	Drumkit of Dolphin Summoning Does exactly what it says on the tin. Quite what the party are supposed to do with the 4D20 dolphins that have just entered the material plane is anyone's guess
268	Shield of Continuity Error It's on the left arm, then the right, the left again, etc. Best used by the ambidextrous.
269	Wand of SneezingYou point at someone and they sneeze, could hypothetically be used to trip someone up in combat, but it has failed to be successful so far.
270	Sword of Studio Applause Explosive applause every time the sword is drawn or kills an enemy. Laugh track if the wielder crit-fails on an attack roll.
271	Diadem of Upward Inflection The wearer always sounds like they're asking a question?
272	Dole's Amulet The wearer is now cursed Whenever they peel a banana, they will NEVER be able to get rid of the icky stringy bits.
273	Decanter of Endless Milk Unfortunately, the milk expired centuries ago.
274	Breeches of Trust Once per day, the wearer makes very uncomfortable advances on a random party member.
275	Quill of Rage An ordinary quill that will only write when you scribble in the corner to make sure it is working.
276	Rod of Castellation An intelligent item that will loudly comment on the quality of construction of any structure you happen to be near.
277	Tasha's Hideous Bowler An enchanted hat so utterly unfashionable that it causes anyone within a 20ft radius to point and snigger, but only when the wearer isn't looking.
278	Ring of Doom Allows the wearer to discern the location of any enemies hidden behind secret doors or walls. However, the only way to discover hidden foes is by knocking on every surface of the room to the tune of "Shave and a haircut" until the enemy is com
279	Boots of Banana Resistance You now have advantage on any Dex(acrobatics) rolls when slipping on a banana.
280	Ring of Mutual Ignorance This ring makes you unnoticeable to people who you are not aware of. This often leads you to bumping into a person your trying to stealth around, where by ruining the magic.
281	Arsonist's Tinderbox An otherwise innocuous tinderbox that sets fire to everything - flammable or not - in a 20' radius.
282	Ring of Ring of Fire Start every morning with a blood curdling scream
283	Wand of Persistent Drizzle Everyone within an 80' radius gets damp and miserable after 1D6 turns.
284	Plate Armour Dishwasher & Microwave safe, unfortunately shatters on impact
285	Ring of the Lamb - sings insistently, in high pitched slightly off key braying. It never ends...
286	Unportable hole - Its a hole, good job
287	Taliasman of Ultimate Neutrality - Does nothing, ever, but is silently judging you for being an extremist
288	Boots of Halfling kind - makes your feet very hairy
289	Girdle of Kobold Strength - Makes your strength score 6 (yes this would have been a decent bonus to carry capacity on a few characters over the years)
290	Well of many Earls - Every time you open it, its full of landed nobility and guys named Earl, sometimes both, none of therm are happy with the situation
291	Robe of useless items - a rubber chicken, 100' of dental floss in 1' pieces, the busted four foot ladder your father never threw out, a burned out rusted pot, 22 pounds of worn out roofing shingles, 8 pieces soggy firewood, the rotted hull of a canoe, a ke
292	Talisman of Ziggy - Helps you empathise with the comic character Ziggy
293	Rubik Gate - A Rubiks cube that when solved makes you feel clever, it may also open a gateway to hell, but you solved the puzzle, so whatever.
294	Boots of Bacon Useful if you want to grease Paul Bunyan's griddle by skating across it.
295	Belt of many pouches has storage room for all the magic components, coins, trinkets, and similar small items you will ever own. Requires a DC 25 Int check to remember which pouch a particular item is in.
296	Earl Grey's pot Allows you to pour 6 cups of delicious tea, once per day. Unfortunately does not come with matching cups.
297	The Book of Bland Neutrality The ultimate guide to being as boring and non-Good or Evil there is. Its pages are blank.
298	The Ultimate Book of Ultimate Law the text of every law ever enacted, anywhere, anywhen. It is arranged alphabetically by the words of the first sentence in the law with no index or table of contents.
299	The Book of Ultimate Chaos a single page that says "Why do you care what I think? Make up your own mind!"
300	The Bottle of Breezes a 5 mph breeze blows in the direction you point the neck of the bottle, 5' wide, 10' long. Lasts 3 rounds per day.
301	Ring Of Low Self Esteem; because you're not worth it
302	Bag of Withholding; you'll never get any of it back
303	Sword of Misplaced Ownership; "Oi! That's my sword!"
304	Book of Middle Distance; immediately transforms user into catalogue model.
305	The Enormous Magnificent Bejewelled Codpiece of Introversion; wearer seeks to avoid the limelight at all costs
306	Gorilla Glass- This elegant looking wineglass does nothing unusual until it is filled with liquid and someone attempts to drink from it. The drinker must make a dc15 dex save or take 8d6 bludgeoning damage when the liquid turns into an enraged adult gorill
307	Hayward's Handy Haversack - A normal Haversack until you have to make a Dexterity save, at which point the Haversack gives you advantage, at the expense of supporting you with multiple extruded hands - in - less than comfortable ways.
308	Hueward's Handy Haversack - A normal Haversack that displays its special property once you put any damaged item in it. Damaged items left in the Haversack for a day are repaired as if exposed to the "mending" cantrip. Only one random item of several is aff
309	Howard's Handy Haversack - A normal Haversack that always appears when you seem to need it, usually just as you turn around and start to look.
310	Halberd of Stealth An otherwise normal halberd (it does normal damage, and does not grant a bonus to hit) it allows it’s wielder to move silently and stealthily… provided they can manage the huge pole arm.
311	Amulet of Rain Detection This amulet allows it’s wearer to detect when it’s raining, not before, only during. It only works outdoors.
312	Ring of Ant Control Allows the wearer to control a single normal ant.
313	Shield of Bullet Attraction This shield performs as a normal shield in all respects, except when the person using it is fired upon by someone armed with a sling, in which case the attacker with the sling receives a +3 bonus to hit the wearer of the shield.
314	Scroll of Burning As soon as it’s opened and someone begins reading it, it bursts into flames, very briefly, and then disappears (just like flash paper).
315	Teapot of Tea Time A teapot that will, every day at 4 o’clock, whistle loudly and make piping hot tea… regardless of where it is (backpack, for instance). There is no way to prevent this. It’s good tea though.
316	Sword of Yodeling This sword appears to be a potent weapon at first glance. It glows, and when Detect Magic is cast upon it will radiate magic. The sword is intelligent, but cannot communicate in any way with its wielder. The sword does not confer any bonu
317	Aardvark Cloak This cloak may be thrown around the wearer to wrap them in a protective shell. They cannot move or act while inside the shell other than returning the cloak to its normal form, but while protected they are unable to be hurt in any way.
318	All-Seasons Scabbard As long as a sword is kept in this scabbard the wearer suffers no ill effects from extreme weather.
319	Angel Dart If a target is whispered to the dart it may be thrown into the air, where it will fly to the target and hit it without error, regardless of distance or obstacles. The tiny dart causes no damage itself.
320	Aqua Grease This pale grease can be rubbed over any equipment to completely protect it against damage from water exposure.
321	Amulet of Silence Nothing within a foot of the holder of this amulet can cause any sound at all.
322	Broken Dagger This incredibly ornate dagger is snapped in half partway down the blade and is not able to be repaired by any means at all.
323	Bell of the Crier As long as the holder is ringing this hand-bell their voice will carry across great distances and be audible by all within a mile.
324	Boat of Murder If a corpse is placed in this small rowboat it will drift out on the water and return an hour later, empty. There will be no trace of the corpse anywhere and no evidence left in the boat.
325	Bat Sword If this sword is tapped against something hard it rings out a tone. This allows the wielder to see in the dark or smoke as well as they can in daylight.
326	Crystal Ship This miniature ship is beautifuly crafted and valuable, but if it is ever taken on board a ship that ship will sink before its voyage is completed.
327	Coin Beetle A normal looking coin. However, at night it comes to life and eats one other coin it can find, before disguising itself as a coin once again.
328	Chalice of Moods Anyone drinking from this cup must roll. On 1-3 they remember something sad from their past and their mood drops. On 4-6 they feel a new vigor for life and start to smile.
329	Candle Beans If one of these beans is bitten or pinched firmly it will glow for a few seconds before igniting in a low flame, much like a candle. It will burn for around ten seconds before going out and leaving a faint trail of smoke.
330	Digging Spoon This tiny spoon can dig through any substance with a forceful push.
331	Death Drum Anyone that bangs this drum thirteen times or more will die.
332	Dogpack Tooth If this tooth is pressed into someone's gums it will take root and allow the owner to speak with dogs and wolves.
333	Diving Pearl If a target is named and the pearl dropped into a body of water it will sink and move towards the target and latch onto it, returning it to the pearl's owner. The pearl cannot move objects larger than a person.
334	Dustbane Broom This broom not only brushes away dust, twigs and other leavings, but removes them from existance. This cannot be used to destroy other unwanted items, only things that would normally be swept up.
335	Elephant Bread This grey bread tastes faintly meaty and is incredibly filling.
336	A chess piece fashioned to look like fire myrmidon.
337	Eternal Chessboard Anyone playing chess with this set cannot win or lose a match. It simply goes on and on no matter how many moves the players take.
338	Ether Flute Playing this flute causes any ghosts or spirits to freeze, mesmerised.
339	Engraving Quill This quill can engrave messages onto any substance.
340	Fisherman's Blanket This blanket will become dry with a quick shake, regardless of how wet it is, and is always faintly warm.
341	Frog Box If this box is left open near to a frog it will be compelled to hop in and sit there happily. The frog will stay in the box without needing food, air or water, until instruted to hop out.
342	Firey Ring If a container of food or liquid is held in the hand bearing this ring it will slowly heat up. Within a minute it will be boiling, but the container will still be safe to hold.
343	Frost Thread If this thread is dangled into a body of water it will freeze at the rate of around one pint per minute. Once the thread is removed it will start to thaw.
344	Fingerless Gloves Anyone that puts on these gloves feels a faint tingling in their fingers. An hour later it will be uncomfortable cramps. A further hour later, intense pain. At this point, if the gloves are removed their fingers will magically disappear.
345	Grey Paste This pot of watery paste can be eaten, acting as both food and water, but tastes a little like ash. The pot magically refills with grey paste every night.
346	Golden Mule A tiny golden statue of a mule. Anyone carrying this may carry twice as much weight as normal.
347	Howling Horn This horn makes a very convincing howling noise, like that of a wolf.
348	Happiness Beads Anyone wearing these beads feels a little happier than when they're not wearing them.
349	Hidden Sword If this sword is tucked behind a robe or cloak it will not be found by anyone searching for it other than the person that hid it there.
350	Inspection Lens Peering through this small lens reveals the true value of any jewels, gems or other art items.
351	Ice Diamond This diamond is found sumberged in crushed ice in a specially sealed box. If it is removed from the ice it will gradually change over the next minute until it resembles a grey pebble. If submerged in crushed ice again it will quickly return to
352	Juggler's Balls If thrown these balls will always make their way back to the thrower's hand before hitting the ground.
353	Jump Rope When told to jump, this rope coils like a spring and bounces upwards twenty feet, carrying up to one passenger with it.
354	Jinxed Axe This handaxe functions normally in melee but if thrown it will hit an ally if you miss your target.
355	Kindred Bracelets When two people are wearing one of these bracelets each they are always aware of when the other is in life-threatening danger.
356	Karma Vase Filling this Vase with expensive drink will cause it to drain away, but cure any ailments or damage affecting the pourer. Breaking the vase will kill the breaker.
357	Kingsblood Weed Boiling this weed produces tea that will taste delicious to anyone of royal blood but foul to anyone that isn't.
358	Life Eating Sapphire Whenever anyone holding this sapphire in one hand kills another being of above animal-level intelligence it glows and swells, increasing its value by 5%.
359	Leech Dust Scattering this dust over a wound will clean it and drain any poison from it.
360	Longstride Breeches Anyone wearing these red breeches will never become tired from walking.
361	Lion Gauntlet This awkward steel gauntlet has a lion's head at the end in place of fingers. When the jaw hinge is moved from inside it makes a convincing lion's roar. The hand inside the gauntlet can't be used for anything else.
362	Madman's Blanket Anyone sleeping under this blanket will have horrible, maddening nightmares.
363	Moon Rock This rock has a strange feeling and is a weird yellow-grey colour. Any inspection suggests magical properties but infact it's completely mundane.
364	Marble Man This statue comes to life when touched, functioning much as a normal servant would. It is only as strong as a normal human and can carry out any basic function it is taught the word for. It cannot speak, run or fight and if struck with a blow wi
365	Master's Ring This ring causes a faint tingling sensation whenever one of the wearer's employees, servants or hirelings is planning to betray them in some way.
366	Map of the Head The holder of this map may look over it when trying to remember something they witnessed while carrying the map. Within a minute of looking at it they will remember, even to the smallest detail.
367	Money Belt Any amount of money may be pressed into a small slot on the front of this belt. The money can be retrieved by tapping it three times and announcing how much is required. This will even cause larger coins to be converted into change for specific
368	Potion of Healing
369	Alchemists Fire
370	Potion of Climbing
371	Cantrip Spell Scroll
372	Potion of Climbing
373	1st Level Spell Scroll
374	A Compass that always points to Mulmaster.
375	A paper fan that won't produce a breeze no matter how hard it's waved.
376	A petrified potato that resembles someone important to you.
377	A glass cup that can only be filled half way no matter how much liquid is pored into it.
378	A mirror that only shows the back of your head.
379	A small glass bird that when set down near water dips its head in as if to get a drink.
380	A lady's coin purse containing two sharp fangs.
381	A small sea conch with the words "From the beginning" painted on the lip.
382	A frost-covered silver locket that's frozen shut.
383	A seal which imprints a mysterious, unknown coat of arms into hard rock.
384	A small wooden doll that when held brings back fond memories.
385	A small handmirror which only reflects inanimate objects.
386	A glass eyeball that looks about of its own accordance, and can roll around.
387	A glass orb that replicates yesterday's weather inside itself.
388	A drinking cup, that randomly fills with fresh or salt water. Refilling once emptied.
389	A deep blue piece of flint, that when struck with steel produces not a spark but a drop of water.
390	A conch shell which is always damp and constantly drips saltwater.
391	A charred, half-melted pewter clasp that glows as if smoldering but releases no heat.
392	A clockwork finch that flaps its wings in the presence of a breeze.
393	A unbreakable sealed jar of glowing water that hums when shaken.
394	A small, finely polished geode whose crystals slowly fade between every color of the spectrum.
395	A rough stone eye pulled from a petrified creature.
396	A stone smoking pipe that never needs lighting.
397	A small whistle, that when blown, whispers a name of a person or place unknown to you, instead of the whistle sound.
398	A fist sized rock that "beats" like a heart.
399	A pair of bronze scissors in the shape of a pair of leaping dolphins.
400	A bronze oil lamp which is rumored to have once held a genie.
401	A single gauntlet inscribed with a fire motif and an unfamiliar name in Primordial.
402	A one-eyed little fish inside a spherical vial, much bigger than the vial's neck. He has a cunning look.
403	The tiny skull of a rabbit that whispers scathing insults when nobody is looking.
404	A rag doll in the likeness of an owlbear.
405	The desiccated body of a small eight-legged black lizard.
406	A small toy boat made with a walnut shell, toothpick, and piece of cloth.
407	A small pocket mirror that slowly fogs over while held.
408	Wind chimes that glow when the wind blows.
409	A small, clay square with an unknown rune etched into one side.
410	A tea kettle that heats itself when filled with water.
411	An old scratched monocle which shows an underwater landscape whenever someone looks through it.
412	A rose carved from coral.
413	A set of dice with elemental symbols and primordial runes instead of pips or numbers.
414	A amulet filled with liquid that churns, freezes, or boils to match its wearer's mood.
415	A small silver bell that makes a sound like quiet, distant thunder when it's struck.
416	A small vial of black sand that glows slightly in the moonlight.
417	A small whale tooth with etched with an image of waves crashing upon a beach.
418	An hourglass in which the sands pour upward instead of downward.
419	A glass pendant with a hole in the center that a mild breeze always blows out of.
420	A soft feather that falls like a stone when dropped.
421	A large transparent gem that, when gripped tightly, whispers in Terran.
422	A small crystal snowglobe that, when shaken, seems to form silhouettes of dancing forms.
423	Half of a palm-sized geode that pulses dimly with purple light.
424	A book filled with writing that only appears when the book is held underwater.
425	A sealed envelope made of red leather that you haven’t been able to open. It smells of campfire.
426	A locket of hair that is rumored to have come from a famed fire genasi.
427	Flint and steel that, when used to start a faire, creates a random colored flame.
428	A blank piece of wet parchment that never seems to dry.
429	A small puzzle box made of brass, that is slightly warm to the touch.
430	A cloudy chunk of glass that is said to hold a spark of breath from a blue dragon.
431	A crude chalice made of coal.
432	A miniature brass horn, silent when played, but fills the air with the scent of warm and exotic spices.
433	An eye-sized blue pearl that floats in salt water.
434	A tuning fork made from a dark metal which glows with a pale, white light during thunderstorms.
435	A small vial that is always filled with the smell of autumn wind.
436	A clear marble that slowly rolls toward the nearest source of running water.
437	A small collapsible silver cup that perspires constantly when opened.
438	An hourglass that tells time with falling mist instead of sand.
439	An ornate razor, which only cuts in freezing cold temperature.
440	A shark tooth covered in tiny etched words from a lost language.
441	A large brass coin with no markings or images on it.
442	A small wooden box filled with a strange red clay.
443	A necklace with a small, rusted iron anchor.
444	A small brass flute adorned with silver wire that is always faintly sounding.
445	A red and black Aarakocra feather.
446	A palm-sized stone with a hole in it, through which can be heard a constantly whispering wind.
447	A small conch shell covered in black crystal.
448	A small music box made of brass. It features a pair of tiny automatons that resemble Azer working at a forge.
449	A glass jar containing the preserved corpse of an unfamiliar aquatic creature.
450	A piece of petrified wood carved into the shape of a seashell.
451	A wooden puzzle cube covered in elemental symbols.
452	A small stone cube that acts as a magnet when placed against another stone.
453	A ring made of a white metal. On the inside is a name etched in Auran.
454	A bracelet made of silvered fish hooks.
455	A journal filled with poetry hand-written in Primordial.
456	A yellow gemstone that glows dimly when a storm is nearby.
457	A charred chisel with an unfamiliar symbol stamped into its base.
458	A canteen filled with a foul smelling orange mud.
459	A faceless doll made of driftwood.
460	A heavy iron key bearing the name of a ship long lost to the sea.
461	A spinning top with an image of one of the four elements on each side.
462	A single hoop earring made of a porous red stone.
463	An arrowhead carved from seasalt
464	A small comb made of blue coral.
465	Seven small beads of sandstone on a string, all different colors.
466	A romance chapbook written in undercommon titled "Just one Layer of Grey".
467	A tiny, broken clockwork Harpy.
468	An ivory whale statuette.
469	A fist-sized cog, covered in barnacles.
470	An eyepatch made of obsidian and a black leather cord.
471	A glass bottle with a tiny ship of unfamiliar design inside.
472	A small round coin with a hole in it made of a strange black metal.
473	A tiny doll depicting a blonde, blue eyes child, when placed down it's eyes appear to follow people.
474	A piece of cloth that absorbs any material staining it, becoming fully clean over the course of an hour.
475	A facsimilé of a human skull made from interwoven oak twigs.
476	A small charm made out of seashells strung onto a piece of leather thonging.
477	A whistle made from the shell of a large mollusc.
478	A piece of stone that changes colour based on the mood of it's owner.
479	The preserved skull of a corvid.
480	A hessian sack full of bird feathers in the most fantastic colours imaginable.
481	Metal rank insignia from an ancient kingdom or war.
482	A silver thimble engraved with the image of a rose.
483	A reel of thread that never frays.
484	A metal tankard with the sign of a hammer and the initials T. E. engraved on it.
485	A set of bamboo windchimes.
486	Three primitive, flint arrowheads.
487	An ivory comb that when used changes a person's hair colour.
488	A wax seal stamp with the design of a crown on it.
489	A stick of bright green sealing wax that smells like rosemary.
490	A bundle of fragrant smelling herbs that, when burnt, release a relaxing aroma.
491	A rough map that shows the local area but occasionally changes to show an unfamiliar continent.
492	A strange idol of blackened glass that sometimes glows with an inner blue light.
493	A flint and tinder that causes any fires light with it to be purple in colour.
494	A list of people's names, it gets to four people and then the fifth is smudged and crossed through.
495	A set of tarot cards depicting each figure on the cards as a skeleton.
496	A wizened, shrunken head.
497	A small tin containing fish eggs.
498	A small violin that is missing all but one of it's strings, remarkably when played it sounds as though the other strings are present.
499	A wolf-skin fur cloak that sometimes causes the wearer to growl under his breath.
500	An amulet depicting the Orc god Gruumsh, anyone who wears it finds themselves compelled to keep one of their eyes closed.
501	A parchment showing the constellations in the night sky.
502	A crystal ball, when looked into the person sees themselves reflected but looking 10 years younger.
503	A horseshoe that never becomes worn or needs replacing.
504	A tankard that is capable of changing a drink poured into another drink of similar potency (ale into stout for instance).
505	A goin coin that always comes up heads when flipped.
506	A set of bone dice that emit an eerie cackling when rolled.
507	A club made out of a twisted ogres thigh bone.
508	A small, wooden toy horse.
509	A crystal that refracts the light strangely and has an odd dark deposit at it's centre.
510	A religious icon that once belonged to an ancestor.
511	A small empty book wrapped in a red velvet covering, embroidered with a the sign of an open hand.
512	A clothes brush that can clean a set of clothes just by touching it.
513	A twisting brass horn that produces a haunting melody when blow.
514	A map of a fictional city, anyone who sleeps near the map dreams of exploring a fantastic city.
515	A single rose, the colour of blood that never seems to wither or require water.
516	A metal chisel that never goes blunt.
517	A set of childs wooden building blocks, when left on their own unobserved they occasional spell out words.
518	Three triangular platiunum coins bearing the marks of an unknown kingdom.
519	A pearl necklace, when there is an eclipse the pearls change from white to a black colour.
520	A small handkerchief that is capable of absorbing and holding four pints of fluid, it can be wrung out at any time to release the fluid.
521	A tin of purple powder, when the powder comes into contact with blood it glows for ten minutes.
522	A fake moustache, when worn it adheres to the wearer and has to be shaved off.
523	A set of comfortable house sleepers that keep the wearers feet at an ideal temperature.
524	A set of toy metal soldiers, each immaculately modelled to depict the livery of some forgotten nation.
525	The fire-blackened claw of some great beast.
526	A small stuffed vole.
527	The playbook from a performance where many of the audience died in a suspicious fire.
528	The script for a never-published play about an author going mad, the writing gets noticably less neat and more frantic, eventually stopped before the final page.
529	A roll of old, bandage that has been inked with strange pictograms.
530	A small glass jar containing a vibrant blue dye that stains the skin for many days.
531	A tin whistle on a chain, there is a single goose feather attached to the chain.
532	A small pillow stuffed with soft feathers.
533	A bedroll that seems to change it's colouration slightly to match the environment.
534	A leather pouch containing irregular iron nails, some of them bent out of shape as though used.
535	The pickled tentacle of an illithid.
536	A glass jar that appears to contain boiled cabbage, vinegar and several spices.
537	A tapestry depicting a mythological scene.
538	A set of spectacles that give everything an amber hue when worn.
539	A red woolen cap that appears to be stained with blood.
540	A set of leather riding gloves with the initials J. M. branded onto them.
541	A bone knife and fork.
542	An ivory plague mask, the beak stuffed with fragrant poseys.
543	An oddly shaped, small stuffed toy depicting a goblin, sometimes it seems to wink at the owner.
544	A quill with a small ink reserve carved into it.
545	A small glass orb containing sea water, it grows murky when their will be a storm at sea.
546	A lantern that glows black, making previously lit places dark.
547	An artificial nose made of copper that has a leather thong attached to it.
548	A wide cap made from the preserved remains of a Flumph.
549	A woolen scarf that is knitted with the words of an ancient elven prayer.
550	A lock of white drow hair.
551	A pamphlet for Irytor's World of the Spectacular, the phrase 'closing down' has been scrawled on it in faded ink.
552	A sloughed off piece of snakeskin that has words written on it in a strange language.
553	An apparently empty green glass bottle that is sealed with red wax.
554	A locket containing a picture of young halfling couple.
555	The stuffed and preserved head of a gnoll.
556	A small pot containing yellow ink, when used it is barely readable but becomes progressively darker as time passes until eventually it is black.
557	A series of fortune-tellers ivory tiles with letters from the common alphabet inked onto them.
558	A preserved eyeball with a label attached saying 'Eye of Lich.'
559	A small set of pruning shears.
560	A glass jar containing a harmless clear gel, the jar is labelled in dwarvish as 'Gelatinous Cube – Deceased.'
561	A piece of black stained parchment that pertains to be a map of the Underdark.
562	A brooch made of elven silver that seems to flow to fit the contours of the wearer.
563	A small leather pouch of pebbles that rattles audibly whenever there is an avalanche or significant other geological movement about to occur in the area.
564	A halfling sized set of breeches.
565	A wooden dresser with a secret compartment.
566	A metal branding iron showing the design of a dragon's wing.
567	A blunt carving knife with the word 'toothpick' in the language of giants carved into the handle.
568	A sack of Owlbear feathers.
569	A walking cane topped with a metal sculpture of a hydra.
570	A belt made from the preserved tentacle of a Displacer Beast.
571	An ash divining rod that twitches when water is close.
572	Constrictor Rope—Enchanted rope. It tries to constrict the most nearby living person and doesn’t let go. It acts somewhat like a snake. They are only meant for emergencies and stop working after two days.
573	Hive Shell—Magical conch. Can be used as a communications device. Basically it’s a system that works like walkie talkies, only the shells will wait to speak until you put your ear to them, and will pulse red until you do.
574	Porcupine —A small, gleaming metal porcupine figure that is extremely sharp and never goes blunt.
575	Dragon —A small metal dragon. If you press it’s tail, it spits a small blue flame.
576	Eyesalve —A jar of gooey salve with small eyeballs in it. It heals all wounds, but it doesn’t grow anything back.
577	Dice—A pair of black stone dice that always roll a one and a six.
578	Predator Tooth—A large tooth with a canal running through. There’s still enough of whatever venom the creature used to paralyse one person and make them appear dead, stopping their heartbeat and breathing. This effect lasts about an hour.
579	Chest—A tiny metal chest with a key. It’s padded on the inside, and enchanted so it can’t be opened in any other way than with the key.
580	Jar of Ink—It seems like perfectly normal ink, but when used, it takes a 12 hours to appear.
581	Notebook—A small notebook bound in black leather. Once the letters on a page are read, the page combusts.
582	Origami Bird—The bird is made of paper that can be folded infinitely (yet won’t get so thick as to reach the moon…)
583	Whalebone Pipe—Beautifully carved in the shape of a ship. It doesn’t come with tobacco, but should you smoke any in it near the waterfront, it can summon a sunken ship.
584	Terracotta Flask—A small earthen flask which fills itself each day with cow urine.
585	Glass Eye—When put in water, it points north.
586	Purifying Ring—A regularlooking copper ring that purifies any water that passes through it. Wearing this ring is a bad idea, since it’ll turn your blood into water.
587	Strangler’s Amulet—It looks pretty much like a regular metal amulet depicting a lion’s head, and it is, but the rope’s enchanted. As soon as someone puts this on, the rope will start shrinking uncontrollably, probably choking it’s victim. The actual amulet
588	Flute—A roughly carved wooden birdwhistle that attracts any nearby birds.
589	Alligator Egg—Enchanted egg that preserves the baby alligator until heat is added. Unless the egg is broken first, of course.
590	Box of Shadowdust—A small black box with a tied down lid. Inside is a greyish powder that screams non-stop when it comes in contact with sunlight.
591	Loofah of Perpetual Soapiness
592	Gloves of Superior Wanking
593	Soles of Comfort
594	Everburning Weapon (harmless fire)
595	Leatherish Stick—This is a piece of wood wrapped in the skin of an exotic animal with fluorescent skin. If it’s absorbed sunlight it gives off a fair amount of light for a while. Of course, you can’t put it out like a torch, and it gives no warning before
596	Silver Spoon—An old, filthy silver spoon. This was once used to poison a king, the trick being that not the food, but the spoon was poisoned. It wasn’t washed since and hence still has, besides some of the king’s dried blood, also some deadly poison on it.
597	Bell—A small copper bell that seems to be in order, but doesn’t make any sound.
598	Piece of Amber—This is a huge, bizarre looking mosquito encased in amber. This particular mosquito has an effect on other mosquitos such as it scares them away.
599	Mirror—A small handmirror, framed with twisted wire. The mirror is part of a pair and shows what the other part sees, in this case the barren hold of a sunk ship and some algea.
600	Pocketwatch—A small and rusty pocketwatch, which is ridiculously hard to open. There’s no reward inside either, just an engraving saying “Time marches on” on one side, and a clock that’s standing still on the other side. Okay, so it’s not really standing s
601	Shrunken Head—This item has no useful functions whatsoever. It’s just a collectable.
602	Gloves of Comfort - These gloves keep the user's hands warm and dry or cool and comfortable and are resistant to damage from normal use. They can be used to handle thorns, sharp objects, or very hot or cold items with no harm to the gloves or the user (for
603	Boots of Comfort - As the gloves above, but boots. Anyone how his done any camping or trekking around in the woods should appreciate how having warm, dry feet would be a high priority for any adventurer, ranger or hunter.
604	Necklace of Resizing - This particular item is exactly like it sounds. It is a necklace with or without a gem that will adjust its size to fit the wearer. It is more of an oddity than anything else. Kind of a bling/status symbol for the owner. It is worth
605	Mood Ring - This ring automatically resizes to fit the wearer. It has a gem that the user can change the color of by thinking about it. [Minor Illusion for the color change and Mending for size change]
606	Useful Shovel - This shovel allows the user to move as much earth is four people using shovels normally. [Mold Earth]
607	Everclean Shirt - This shirt is always clean and comfortable. It does not stain. Small cuts or tears will repair themselves after a long rest. As with the gloves and boots, this shirt can be destroyed fairly easily, but minor damage repairs itself. Some ve
608	Everclean Pants - As above.
609	Everclean Hat - As above. It is worth noting that I had a thief player track down a set of the shirt/pants/hat and use them as part of his disguises. It didn't provide any bonus to the actual disguise, but they did enable much quicker, quick change disguis
610	Cheaters Bones - This set of dice allows the roller to decide what number he wants to come up on the dice before rolling them. This effect isn't perfect. It is based off Gust/Thaumaturgy. Careful observation will give the viewers the idea that something is
611	Cool/Warm Canteen - Liquid in the canteen is kept at a nice cool (or warm temperature) for drinking. Some versions of this canteen will also purify any liquid placed inside. Purifying a potion will destroy it. It is recommended that the heating and cooling
612	Magic Bar - the Magic Bar is a bar of plain looking metal roughly 8 inches long weighing around 8 ounces. By concentrating, the user can change this bar into some kind of tool/object with the same weight. For example, a small knife, a fork, a small saw, et
613	Hot Hammer - This item is a blacksmith's hammer that allows a smith to work metal as if it were red hot without actually heating up the metal itself.
614	The Fork of Greater Poultry Anything eaten with this fork tastes like chicken.
615	Pot of Cooking will only cook dead things. Wont hurt the living. No fire
616	Robes of Color change color of robe once per day
617	Mug of frost keeps drinks cold
618	Mug of warmth keeps drinks warm
619	Glowing rock rock has a permanent light spell
620	Hat of butterflies 3 butterflies come out of the hat when taken off once per hour
621	Hourglass of Eternity the hourglass is empty until you tell it how much time to keep track of.
622	Chair of Collapsing think folding chairs (not magical)
623	Staff of Leaning the user may lean on the staff without falling after speaking the command word.
624	Mug of bottomless drinking infinite ale
625	Deck of many thongs playing cards with pics of nude women
626	Torch of darkvision - gives everyone within 100 feet darkvision 100 feet. Torch cannot be lit
627	Bedroll of wetting after being slept in for 4 hours the center becomes wet
628	Breadbox of toasting makes toast
629	Mug of drunkenness get drunk from any beverage
630	Boots of mud resistance Always clean
631	ring of perfect manicure Pretty nails
632	Immovable hat only wearer can take off hat
633	harness of pleasant odor horse smells good
634	bedpan of teleportation
635	Boots of graceful dancing
636	Shoes of Perpetual Shininess
637	Skipping Rock of Returning
638	Lute of Tuning (self-tuning)
639	Quill of Grammar
640	Cards of Shuffling (self-shuffling)
641	Stamp of Unending Ink
642	Handkerchief of Cleanliness (always clean)
643	Breadbox of Toasting (toasts only bread, no player damage)
644	Cork of Freshness (keeps contents fresh forever)
645	Invisible Ring (the ring is invisible not wearer)
646	Amulet of Anti-Hangovers
647	Candle of Clean Air (smokeless)
648	Everburning Candle
649	Gold Coin of Returning
650	Handkerchief of Silent Nose Blowing
651	Mug of Unspilled Liquid
652	Teddy Bear of Quiet Slumber
653	Animated Pen (writes what it hears)
654	Everlasting Waterskin (water must be consumed)
655	Ring of Infertility (birth Control)
656	Onyx Cricket Figurine
657	Coin of Eternal Tails
658	Incense of Perpetual Smelliness
659	Spoon of Tastiness
660	Ball of Eternal Bounciness
661	Spoon of Mixing (self mixing)
662	Eternal Chalk
663	Backpack of Concealment
664	Cask of Liquid Gold Unending Ale
665	Bridle of Conjuration
666	Everlasting Provisions
667	Bowl of Purity
668	Feather Boat
669	Slippers of Warmth
670	Endless Quiver
671	Broom of self sweeping
672	Litter Box of Cleanliness self cleaning
673	Bed of Self Making
674	Rag of Cleaning Dishes