Homebrew Trinkets 7
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Roll | Result | |
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1 | A freezing cold gauntlet. | |
2 | A bracer that is too hot to touch. | |
3 | A deed to a bear sanctuary in another land. | |
4 | A locket containing a picture of an unrecognizable child. | |
5 | A map of an infinite labyrinth that is illegible. | |
6 | A book of ideas that will never be used. | |
7 | A miniature functioning siege set. | |
8 | A book of smut. | |
9 | A miniature canoe with what appears to be a dragonborn living on it. | |
10 | A captain's hat with the name "sexy captain Alice" on the inside. | |
11 | An unfinished nude drawing of a man with an eye patch. | |
12 | A deflated rubber ball. | |
13 | A pamphlet preaching Nameless The Double Fae Gnome. | |
14 | A crude sketch of a goblin entitled Leanord. | |
15 | A necklace made from seven owl feathers. | |
16 | An unknown ancient relic that was forgotten through time. | |
17 | A half-built sled. | |
18 | A vial containing a small ember. | |
19 | A bubblegum scented sword. | |
20 | A bag of odd mushrooms. | |
21 | A statuette made from a coprolite. | |
22 | A book that details etiquette for acolytes of a major religion. | |
23 | A wand sized for a kobold. | |
24 | A whip crafted from ink-black leather. | |
25 | A hag's hairpin. | |
26 | A wrestling belt. | |
27 | A whistle that, when blown, makes you feel certain that there's a horse not too far away from you. | |
28 | A pair of undies with bats on them | |
29 | A crown made out of thirty broken spoons. | |
30 | A cabbage that cannot be eaten. | |
31 | A gold-painted rock. | |
32 | A tiny lizard skull. | |
33 | A pink scabbard that feels lighter than it actually is. | |
34 | A map to your ancestral home. | |
35 | A jester's hat. | |
36 | A harlequin mask that makes you feel oddly sad when you wear it. | |
37 | A pair of pumped up kicks. | |
38 | A shooting star contained in a bag. | |
39 | A coupon for a free hug from a king. | |
40 | A tiny hand carved from amber that flies around you and pokes people. | |
41 | A red boomerang that never comes backs to you. | |
42 | A tiny bit of a dragon's scale. | |
43 | A deed to a place that you made up. | |
44 | A dented helmet that has an odd swirling design on the back. | |
45 | A book of myths. | |
46 | A cork that has a faint aroma of orange. | |
47 | A mushroom that smells of butterscotch and rots. | |
48 | A scabbard that smells of cheese. | |
49 | A trumpet that plays a mocking tune whenever you fail at something. You can't get rid of it. | |
50 | A set of very erotic undergarments. | |
51 | A jar full of petrified wasps. | |
52 | A hat that belongs to a violent marauder lord. | |
53 | A noble's journal, detailing his love affair with a goblin barmaid. | |
54 | A rusty speculum. | |
55 | A broken lute covered in bloodstains. | |
56 | A portrait of an incredibly muscular man wearing a short dress. | |
57 | A necromancer's reanimated pet frog. | |
58 | A platinum piece that merchants seem frightful of. | |
59 | A dagger that can't be removed from its sheath. | |
60 | A miser's coin purse. You just can't figure out how to untie the drawstrings. | |
61 | A pebble, delicately carved to resemble a dwarven mine baron. | |
62 | A flip book that depicts a cartoonish spine devil operating a riverboat. | |
63 | A beautifully crafted doll that belonged to a knight named Beirand. | |
64 | An undelivered letter addressed to a lord from the east. It simply states "kill you" repeatedly. | |
65 | A child's wooden sword, with the names of several children carved into the side. It is completely bloodstained... | |
66 | An opium pipe made from beautifully carved jade. The name "Lawrence" is inscribed at the bottom. | |
67 | A bit of slime in a jar. When the jar is opened, the slime tries its hardest to stay as far into the jar as it can, and something tells you you shouldn't touch it. | |
68 | A small bottle full of everlasting fire, when opened the sentient fire leaps onto whoever opened it and acts like a familiar; does not burn the owner, will attack anyone who threatens the owner of the fire. | |
69 | A music box that when opened plays strange music extremely loud. | |
70 | A journal with writing about the mass murder of orphans that lived at a temple, the murderer was never found; the writer seems to want revenge. | |
71 | An explorer's journal that goes very in depth of his discoveries while in his own house | |
72 | A small, sticky substance that is unidentifiable. Animals seem to enjoy eating it. | |
73 | A box full of green shirts, dresses, hats, basically anything clothes as long as it's green. Though, you have discovered a large pea in the corner of the box in the past. | |
74 | A necklace of obviously fake black pearls. | |
75 | Sheet music, with explicit instructions to play it using only sounds made by various animals instead of normal instruments. | |
76 | A blanket that makes anyone sleeping under it snore heavily for one hour, before flying off their body. | |
77 | A drum that makes someone within a 30 foot radius sneeze tremendously on every 7th beat. | |
78 | A book that translates anything you say into any language you wish, however it also adds in several random words, completely changing the meaning of whatever you say. | |
79 | A wise ghost that will give mildly helpful advice on occasion, but thinks its hilarious to play the bongos at inconceivable volume whenever you are trying to remain undetected. | |
80 | An extremely vulgar pocket watch that only shuts up when you wrap it in a special cloth that is fragile and can never be replaced. | |
81 | A lime-green sandal that is sized for a giant. | |
82 | A dung beetle the size of a pony that refuses to do anything but follow you, and push a gigantic wad of dung. | |
83 | A magic sphere that replays the most horrid-yet-catchy tune you have ever heard at random. | |
84 | A squirrel that will occasionally bring you nuts, but will hide any small objects or string you posses nearby just as often. | |
85 | An earring that will make you slightly more attractive to the opposite sex when pierced on your left buttock. | |
86 | A cup that remains totally unmovable from where it was set unless there is absolutely no liquid left inside of it. | |
87 | An elegant pair of shoes that make you run into walls on rare occasions. | |
88 | A perfect cube of polished, solid dirt. | |
89 | An artist's canvas that always appears to have mildly suggestive and socially unacceptable material portrayed on it, but is always masterfully done. The artwork changes at random. | |
90 | An endless, near-weightless bag, that produces only rubbish when you urgently need something specific from it. Will only produce items you have stored in it otherwise, but always at random. | |
91 | A ring that gives you the ability to command sheep in small numbers, but sheds dog hair in excessive amounts every 9 days. | |
92 | A jack-in-the-box that will always produces a somewhat disturbing illusion that changes every time you use it. | |
93 | A trusty sword of good steel that is haunted by several ornery, elderly, racist veterans of several different wars. They are almost always present, and they all hate each other. | |
94 | A walnut. There seems to be magical properties to it... maybe? | |
95 | A bag of salt. You have tasted a small bit of it, and amazingly, you can taste the magic in the salt, though it doesn't seem holy. | |
96 | A child-sized thumb. You don't recall how you got it, but you're sure you knew somebody who was missing a thumb when you were younger. | |
97 | An incredibly large ear that presumably belonged to a giant. | |
98 | A small slip of paper that reads "Ce message n'est pas pour vous, imbécile." | |
99 | The head of a polearm. | |
100 | A bag containing three history books so out of date they're not even written in modern Common. |