OneLiners
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| Roll | Result | |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | I'm too old for this shit | |
| 2 | Say hello to my little friend | |
| 3 | Hey Terrorist, Terrorize This | |
| 4 | I am the law | |
| 5 | I've come here to chew gum | |
| 6 | Always bet on black | |
| 7 | Know when i said i'd kill you last? I lied | |
| 8 | I ain't got time to bleed | |
| 9 | Fill your hands, you SOB | |
| 10 | I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank | |
| 11 | Get away from her, you bitch | |
| 12 | Barbeque, huh? How do you like your ribs? | |
| 13 | The name's Bond, James Bond | |
| 14 | You call that a knife? This is a knife! | |
| 15 | I feel the need – the need for speed | |
| 16 | Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. | |
| 17 | You wanna be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres! | |
| 18 | Now, I don't wanna kill you, and you don't wanna be dead | |
| 19 | What's in the box? | |
| 20 | I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next | |
| 21 | You want a war? I'll give you a war you wouldn't believe | |
| 22 | Consider that a divorce | |
| 23 | I got your gun | |
| 24 | I’ll take my coat back now, asshole. | |
| 25 | And I’ve got my black belt in barstools! | |
| 26 | Don’t let your mouth get your ass in trouble. | |
| 27 | I think he got the point. | |
| 28 | Donuts don’t wear alligator shoes. | |
| 29 | Fiendish Doctor Wu, you done fucked up now! | |
| 30 | Long Live the King | |
| 31 | That's it, no more mister Knife guy | |
| 32 | When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. | |
| 33 | I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you. | |
| 34 | Allow me to introduce my foot to your ass! | |
| 35 | Looks like I've got some time to kill...you | |
| 36 | I am no man | |
| 37 | Order Up |