Something Wonderful (Y)

While repairing the family home, the character discovers a strange item (Roll on PHB trinkets table)

Divorce: During your adolescence your parents split up and you were forced to chose which parent to live with (Work with your DM to detirmine the details)

In adult life you gain a rival who seeks to undo your character, they will attempt to hinder your efforts until they get what they want. (work with your DM to determine details)

I know a story relevant to almost every situation.

I have a joke for every occasion, especially occasions where humor is inappropriate.

I hate to admit it and will hate myself for it, but I'll run and preserve my own hide if the going gets tough.

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