Something Wonderful (Adult)

Wild carnivorous beasts invade the character's camp. During the attack, the character finds that he has the innate ability to command wild beasts (not monsters) to do his will (so long as it does not seriously risk the animals' lives).

I have a joke for every occasion, especially occasions where humor is inappropriate.

Nobody stays angry at me or around me for long, since I can defuse any amount of tension.

I'd risk too much to uncover a lost bit of knowledge.

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