While you were poking around in some abandoned, ruined place that others of your people avoid, you comes across a hidden cache of ancient treasures, start with maximum starting gold for your class. (work with your DM to determine details)

I have a joke for every occasion, especially occasions where humor is inappropriate.

The leader of my community has something wise to say on every topic, and I am eager to share that wisdom.

I would kill to acquire a noble title.